Expose the Left
July 27, 2006

(h/t The Corner)

I won’t even bore you with a joke:

A presidential bust of Hillary Clinton is set to be unveiled at the Museum of Sex on August 9, 2006 at 10 am. Accentuating her sexual power and bolstered by the presidential seal, The Presidential Bust of Hillary Rodham Clinton: The First Woman President of the United States of America will be officially open for public viewing on August 9 for a limited six week run.



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By: Ian at 9:32 am in Democrats, Politics, Comedy | | Permalink


61 Responses to “Hillary Busted!”
  1. 1
    USN6872 Said:
    9:39 am  [ Quote ]

    Absolutely; just what the country needs. Another Clinton in the White House espousing and touting their sexuality. Add that to the DNC platform. Sounds like a rerun of some white trash situation comedy.

  2. 2
    A-Pimp-Called-Daddy-Welfare Said:
    9:40 am  [ Quote ]

    I work about 3 blocks away from the Museum of Sex… usually they have displays of chinese flowers that look like vaginas.

    I’ll be sure to make fun of the bust and the people who think Hillary will be president when i’m there. :)

  3. 3
    Myshineymetalhiney Said:
    9:48 am  [ Quote ]

    Where’s the bust of Condi? I’m I’m gonna look at political figures rendered in strapless bras with accented racks, gimme Condi! I think the neck on the Hillary bust is extra long from where they switched models.

  4. 4
    Snake in the grass Said:
    9:50 am  [ Quote ]

    Wow, that bust makes here look…rough. Like she was a heavy smoker for 30+ years.

    Condoleezza Rice for President!

  5. 5
    leo drongo Said:
    10:00 am  [ Quote ]

    We’re all wearing the blue dress now.

  6. 6
    mallard_t_drake Said:
    10:10 am  [ Quote ]

    Hillary should sue the artist; she looks like Jimmy Carter with longer hair.

  7. 7
    arcman Said:
    10:24 am  [ Quote ]

    thanks for ruining my appetite, I’m going to go barf now.

  8. 8
    LoneStar Said:
    10:30 am  [ Quote ]

    That’s what you get when you hire the same artist that did Gollum for Lord of the Rings.

    Now let’s see him do Ted Kennedy as Jabba the Hutt.

  9. 9
    GBAA Said:
    10:32 am  [ Quote ]

    Yeah, this is real turn on! Geez, I may have to start using Viagra after looking at this!
    MY EYES! MY EYES!

  10. 10
    Mulligan22 Said:
    10:38 am  [ Quote ]

    Hope her campaign posters use a photo of that bust. It’ll keep the flies away.

  11. 11
    FullosseousFlap’s Dental Blog » Hillary Clinton Watch: Busted! Pinged With:
    10:40 am  [ Quote ]

    [...] Flap is anxiously awaiting today’s Day By Day and well this comedic interlude from Ian was too eclectic not to post…… Technorati Tags: HillaryClinton Filed under: Humour — Flap @ 7:27 am [...]

  12. 12
    fogw Said:
    10:41 am  [ Quote ]

    Title of Sculpture:

    “Where Hard-ons Go to Die”

    I thought Jimmy Carter was the first woman president?

  13. 13
    jc Said:
    10:44 am  [ Quote ]

    This is in the museum of sex? Looking at that, uh, bust is likely to cause impotence. Maybe Pfizer sponsored it to boost Viagra sales.

  14. 14
    BrokenMirror Said:
    10:47 am  [ Quote ]

    There are only four other women on the planet who are less appealing than Hillary:

    Ann Coulter
    Barbara Bush
    Laura Bush
    Condi Rice

    In that order.

  15. 15
    mallard_t_drake Said:
    10:52 am  [ Quote ]

    BrokenMirror on July 27, 2006 at 10:47 am said:

    There are only four other women on the planet who are less appealing than Hillary:

    Ann Coulter
    Barbara Bush
    Laura Bush
    Condi Rice

    In that order.

    While Madeline Albright walks the face of the earth, I would question your standards and taste.

  16. 16
    fogw Said:
    10:55 am  [ Quote ]

    BrokenMirror on July 27, 2006 at 10:47 am said:

    There are only four other women on the planet who are less appealing than Hillary:

    Ann Coulter
    Barbara Bush
    Laura Bush
    Condi Rice

    In that order.

    Your taste in women has piqued my interest.

    Who’s your favorite hotty, Madeline Albright or Helen Thomas?

  17. 17
    fogw Said:
    10:57 am  [ Quote ]

    Sorry mallard, we’re on the same wavelength today :)

  18. 18
    dtrod Said:
    11:02 am  [ Quote ]

    This statue is like Steve Buscemi meets Bill Gates meets Pamela Anderson…weird.

  19. 19
    Harmonica Said:
    11:02 am  [ Quote ]

    BrokenMirror on July 27, 2006 at 10:47 am said:

    There are only four other women on the planet who are less appealing than Hillary:

    Ann Coulter
    Barbara Bush
    Laura Bush
    Condi Rice

    In that order.

    Why do libs hate the Bush 1st ladies? They aren’t really political, is it because that they love their husband who they hate?

  20. 20
    Harmonica Said:
    11:06 am  [ Quote ]

    mallard_t_drake on July 27, 2006 at 10:10 am said:

    Hillary should sue the artist; she looks like Jimmy Carter with longer hair.

    “Jimmy Carter!? He’s history’s greatest monster!”

  21. 21
    Mulligan22 Said:
    11:17 am  [ Quote ]

    BrokenMirror on July 27, 2006 at 10:47 am said:

    There are only four other women on the planet who are less appealing than Hillary:

    Ann Coulter
    Barbara Bush
    Laura Bush
    Condi Rice

    In that order.

    Well at least you admit Hillary isn’t appealing. There’s hope for you yet.

  22. 22
    A-Pimp-Called-Daddy-Welfare Said:
    11:37 am  [ Quote ]

    fogw on July 27, 2006 at 10:41 am said:

    Title of Sculpture:

    “Where Hard-ons Go to Die”

    I thought Jimmy Carter was the first woman president?

    No… you have him confused with JFK

  23. 23
    yo yo yo Said:
    11:40 am  [ Quote ]

    fogw on July 27, 2006 at 10:55 am said:

    BrokenMirror on July 27, 2006 at 10:47 am said:

    There are only four other women on the planet who are less appealing than Hillary:

    Ann Coulter
    Barbara Bush
    Laura Bush
    Condi Rice

    In that order.

    Your taste in women has piqued my interest.

    Who’s your favorite hotty, Madeline Albright or Helen Thomas?

    How could you forget Janet Reno?

  24. 24
    Patrick the Great Said:
    11:42 am  [ Quote ]

    I think you guys forgot Cindy Sheehan.

    Uh, wait a minute. Everybody’s forgotten her already

  25. 25
    miken Said:
    11:43 am  [ Quote ]

    You shall not covet your neighbour’s house; you shall not covet your neighbour’s wife, or male or female slave, or ox, or donkey, or anything that belongs to your neighbour.

  26. 26
    BrokenMirror Said:
    11:52 am  [ Quote ]

    fogw on July 27, 2006 at 10:55 am said:

    BrokenMirror on July 27, 2006 at 10:47 am said:

    There are only four other women on the planet who are less appealing than Hillary:

    Ann Coulter
    Barbara Bush
    Laura Bush
    Condi Rice

    In that order.

    Your taste in women has piqued my interest.

    Who’s your favorite hotty, Madeline Albright or Helen Thomas?

    Notice, I never said SEXY or physically attractive. There are many attributes that can make an individual appealing – personality, ethics, independence, individuality, speaking voice, sense of humor, etc.

    OK, yeah, Ann Coulter is mildly physically attractive, but any sane person who had to listen to that voice and rhetoric all day long would probably commit suicide.

    If you are looking for a subservient, brainless, highly medicated Stepford Wife (as most conservatives are), the Bush women are certainly for you.

    Condi Rice – admit it, there is NOTHING attractive about her.

    It’s not all about looks. You people are so shallow.

  27. 27
    DANEgerus Said:
    11:56 am  [ Quote ]

    It’s actually Jimmy Carter

  28. 28
    anaconda Said:
    12:00 pm  [ Quote ]

    BrokenMirror on July 27, 2006 at 10:47 am said:

    There are only four other women on the planet who are less appealing than Hillary:

    Ann Coulter
    Barbara Bush
    Laura Bush
    Condi Rice

    In that order.

    Nice.

    Way to take cheapshots at people who have absolutely nothing to do with this story. It’s one thing to throw mud at Ann Coulter, but Laura Bush and Barbara Bush?

    I guess the Bush Twins are equally as loathsome and unappealing because their last name is Bush.

    The difference here is that you won’t see any of their busts on display in a sex museum.

  29. 29
    fogw Said:
    12:21 pm  [ Quote ]

    Broken Mirror said,

    Notice, I never said SEXY or physically attractive. There are many attributes that can make an individual appealing – personality, ethics, independence, individuality, speaking voice, sense of humor, etc.

    And …..

    Condi Rice – admit it, there is NOTHING attractive about her.

    Wha?

  30. 30
    fogw Said:
    12:24 pm  [ Quote ]

    There are many attributes that can make an individual appealing – personality, ethics, independence, individuality, speaking voice, sense of humor, etc.

    I’m wondering which of the above attributes your find more appealing in Hillary.

    Must be speaking voice.

    No wait, personality.

  31. 31
    Lucid Vigil Said:
    12:35 pm  [ Quote ]

    BrokenMirror on July 27, 2006 at 11:52 am said:

    fogw on July 27, 2006 at 10:55 am said:

    BrokenMirror on July 27, 2006 at 10:47 am said:

    There are only four other women on the planet who are less appealing than Hillary:

    Ann Coulter
    Barbara Bush
    Laura Bush
    Condi Rice

    In that order.

    Your taste in women has piqued my interest.

    Who’s your favorite hotty, Madeline Albright or Helen Thomas?

    Notice, I never said SEXY or physically attractive. There are many attributes that can make an individual appealing – personality, ethics, independence, individuality, speaking voice, sense of humor, etc.

    OK, yeah, Ann Coulter is mildly physically attractive, but any sane person who had to listen to that voice and rhetoric all day long would probably commit suicide.

    If you are looking for a subservient, brainless, highly medicated Stepford Wife (as most conservatives are), the Bush women are certainly for you.

    Condi Rice – admit it, there is NOTHING attractive about her.

    It’s not all about looks. You people are so shallow.

    If i were a liberal i would say you are being racist. But i’ll leave throwing the race card around to my betters.

  32. 32
    Galaga Said:
    12:54 pm  [ Quote ]

    If you are looking for a subservient, brainless, highly medicated Stepford Wife (as most conservatives are), the Bush women are certainly for you.

    And if you are looking for a screeching, self-righteous, weepy turncoat (as most liberals are), then democratic women are certainly for you.

    Canvas Washington and take your pick, there are plenty to choose from.

  33. 33
    gman_atl Said:
    1:21 pm  [ Quote ]

    Patrick the Great on July 27, 2006 at 11:42 am said:

    I think you guys forgot Cindy Sheehan.

    Uh, wait a minute. Everybody’s forgotten her already

    I didn’t forget, Cindy Sheehan was the 1st thing I thought.

    It’s a terrible likeness. Besides, she is not that buxom.

  34. 34
    Mallard T. Drake Said:
    1:21 pm  [ Quote ]

    Condi Rice – admit it, there is NOTHING attractive about her.

    Well, she could use a new hair style other than Lucy’s from Peanuts. But what is VERY attactive about her is she could kick the shit out of sniveling and whining liberals like yourself with her black calf-high boots.

  35. 35
    Randy Said:
    1:23 pm  [ Quote ]

    “The First Woman President of the United States of America…”

    I wonder if these people realize that Hillary has never been President. Or if they realize that it is virtually impossible for her to win, not because she’s a woman, but because people hate her. Polls have shown years out that she’s simply unelectable. But don’t let the left stop their push. The public bounced “Commander in Chief” off the air, which attempted to make a return but was quickly bitchslapped off the tube for good.. now this.

    Hint for liberals: How about you stop dreaming like school girls and actually do something that will get your people elected. Get some candidates that say something substantive and have a plan or pov on even a single issue, not just “Bush sucks” “we need a change”.

  36. 36
    Mallard T. Drake Said:
    1:23 pm  [ Quote ]

    Besides, she is not that buxom.

    It’s called “artistic license.” If they showed her “assests” as they really are…..let’s just say she might not appear quite so “presidential.”

  37. 37
    gman_atl Said:
    1:36 pm  [ Quote ]

    Mallard T. Drake on July 27, 2006 at 1:23 pm said:

    Besides, she is not that buxom.

    It’s called “artistic license.” If they showed her “assests” as they really are…..let’s just say she might not appear quite so “presidential.”

    touché!!

  38. 38
    USN6872 Said:
    1:41 pm  [ Quote ]

    Mallard T. Drake on July 27, 2006 at 1:21 pm said:

    Condi Rice – admit it, there is NOTHING attractive about her.

    Well, she could use a new hair style other than Lucy’s from Peanuts. But what is VERY attactive about her is she could kick the shit out of sniveling and whining liberals like yourself with her black calf-high boots.

    Now just wait a minute there Mr. Drake. In an odd sort of way I like
    Condi Rice. Yeah Baby.

  39. 39
    Mallard T. Drake Said:
    1:43 pm  [ Quote ]

    Now just wait a minute there Mr. Drake. In an odd sort of way I like
    Condi Rice. Yeah Baby.

    Oh, I like Condi. I just wish she would get a hairstyle that was more flattering.

  40. 40
    USN6872 Said:
    1:45 pm  [ Quote ]

    Condi Rice

  41. 41
    ccnuggie Said:
    1:50 pm  [ Quote ]

    Looks a lot more like Cindy Sheehan.

  42. 42
    Mallard T. Drake Said:
    1:58 pm  [ Quote ]

    If you are looking for a subservient, brainless, highly medicated Stepford Wife (as most conservatives are), the Bush women are certainly for you.

    If you are looking for a woman who is so power-mad, calculating, and egomanical that she would stay with a husband that is a known serial sexual predator, adulterer, and all-around hound dog, then Hillary is the gal for you!

  43. 43
    Beetch Slapp Al-liberal Said:
    2:03 pm  [ Quote ]

    Someone tell this idiot “Broken Mirror” that, excepting the elder Mrs. Bush—a very distinguished and honorable woman—the woman he/she/it attempted to insult are very attractive, very smart, and very much host to tremendous sex appeal.

    Ann Coulter drives these liberals nuts because she appreciates the company of real men. Laura Bush is the best looking First Lady since Jackie Kennedy—and I give the nod to Laura.

    Condi Rice is very sensual and appealling to real men. Since liberals believe the silicone enhanced variants (Pam Anderson wouldn’t touch one of these liberal twits with Tommy’s foot long pole) are the epitome of sexual attractiveness, leave them to their predilection for porn and gay sex.

    I’ll open doors and offer every gratitude to the women listed by that idiot.

  44. 44
    USN6872 Said:
    2:35 pm  [ Quote ]

    Beetch Slapp Al-liberal on July 27, 2006 at 2:03 pm said:

    Someone tell this idiot “Broken Mirror” that, excepting the elder Mrs. Bush—a very distinguished and honorable woman—the woman he/she/it attempted to insult are very attractive, very smart, and very much host to tremendous sex appeal.

    Ann Coulter drives these liberals nuts because she appreciates the company of real men. Laura Bush is the best looking First Lady since Jackie Kennedy—and I give the nod to Laura.

    Condi Rice is very sensual and appealling to real men. Since liberals believe the silicone enhanced variants (Pam Anderson wouldn’t touch one of these liberal twits with Tommy’s foot long pole) are the epitome of sexual attractiveness, leave them to their predilection for porn and gay sex.

    I’ll open doors and offer every gratitude to the women listed by that idiot.

    I think BrokenRecord is making some pretty bad assumptions and has twisted things around.

    I say to my distinguished friend BrokenRecord, au contraire, mon frere. We love our women for their unselfish inner strength and brains. They are drug free and pure as the driven snow. Need I say more, mon ami.

    Now all you have to do is “SAY NO” to your liberal ways and you shall see the light.

    I’ll be right there, honey

  45. 45
    USN6872 Said:
    2:43 pm  [ Quote ]

    All kidding aside, how can you take statements from BrokenMirror, Constantine, HappySmoker, Bill McGuffin (whateverhismonikeris) seriously.

    Someone said it here before; these are not reasonable arguments, discussions, opinions or whatever. These folks switch into cavalier mode or ad hominem attacks when they feel they’re being cornered or they’re asked to justify their babble.

    Somehow I’m finding it more comical the things that emanate from these folks.

  46. 46
    Jeremayakovka Trackbacked With:
    3:51 pm  [ Quote ]

    Lesbollah…

    ...

  47. 47
    x2x Said:
    4:31 pm  [ Quote ]

    Who the hell takes attacks on a parties certain type of woman seriously? Clearly if someone states that liberals like said women and conservatives like another they are either dillusional or trying to egg you on.

  48. 48
    T. R. Shepard Said:
    4:38 pm  [ Quote ]

    I looked at this bust without looking at the caption and tried to identify it. I honestly thought it was Cindy Sheehan.

  49. 49
    Randy Said:
    4:44 pm  [ Quote ]

    here’s a bunch of conservative ladies:

    http://www.jerseygop.com/R_babes/

  50. 50
    MirCat Said:
    5:08 pm  [ Quote ]

    Well you have to admit that wrinkles do make older men more disting. . (wisper wisper) a WHAT!!??

    I know I know, cheap shot, but it’s just so dang fun.

    “The bust that launched a thousand affairs” The Monica thing is starting to make sense

  51. 51
    Lone Star Pundit Trackbacked With:
    5:25 pm  [ Quote ]

    Wishing for the White House…

    Interestingly enough, there seems to be plenty of room in this Democratic fantasy land for multiple U.S. presidents, as New York sculptor Daniel Edwards has busted Senator Hillary Clinton, sort of…...

  52. 52
    Scooternyc Said:
    5:27 pm  [ Quote ]

    Since liberals believe the silicone enhanced variants (Pam Anderson wouldn’t touch one of these liberal twits with Tommy’s foot long pole) are the epitome of sexual attractiveness, leave them to their predilection for porn and gay sex.

    Why you insultin the gays, dude? Whassup wid that?

  53. 53
    Scooternyc Said:
    5:30 pm  [ Quote ]

    A-Pimp-Called-Daddy-Welfare on July 27, 2006 at 9:40 am said:

    I work about 3 blocks away from the Museum of Sex… usually they have displays of chinese flowers that look like vaginas.

    I’ll be sure to make fun of the bust and the people who think Hillary will be president when i’m there. :)

    I live in NY, too! Never been to the museum of sex at this point, not sure if Hill’s Bust is enough to get me there. I see enough boobs in politics not sure I need to go see ‘em cast in crap.

  54. 54
    BrokenMirror Said:
    8:17 pm  [ Quote ]

    Mallard T. Drake on July 27, 2006 at 1:21 pm said:

    Condi Rice – admit it, there is NOTHING attractive about her.

    Well, she could use a new hair style other than Lucy’s from Peanuts. But what is VERY attactive about her is she could kick the shit out of sniveling and whining liberals like yourself with her black calf-high boots.

    Well, I would imagine, if Condi and I were ever in a physical confrontation, she would most assuredly win, because there is no way I would ever strike a woman. You really have absolutely NOTHING intelligent to say, do you?

    Lucid Vigil:

    If i were a liberal i would say you are being racist. But i’ll leave throwing the race card around to my betters.

    Conservative or liberal, if you ever did suggest that I am a racist, you’d be a complete fool.

    fogw:

    I’m wondering which of the above attributes your find more appealing in Hillary.

    You’re assuming that I do find anything about Hillary appealing. I really don’t.

  55. 55
    Joe Plano Said:
    9:08 pm  [ Quote ]

    Haha! Thats all I can think of to say!

  56. 56
    Rob Said:
    9:14 pm  [ Quote ]

    Hideous! Sorry Hillary this liberal ain’t voting for you in 2008. We don’t need a freedom of speech nazi in the white house.

  57. 57
    Blue Star Chronicles Trackbacked With:
    11:46 pm  [ Quote ]

    Hillary Clinton’s Bust Unveiled…

    A Presidential Bust of Hillary Clinton will be unveiled August 9th at the Museum of Sex….

  58. 58
    Hello Said:
    11:53 pm  [ Quote ]

    I think Hillary should sue as well. Regardless if you like her or not, it is not a flattering bust. ICK is the word I would use, it doesn’t even look like her. I’m not a big fan of hers but she isn’t a dog either and with expensive clothes, hair & make up artists at your disposal, she does look much better than she did on that 60 minutes interview a number of years ago when she said she wouldn’t be Tammy Wynette (sp?).

  59. 59
    Hot Air » Blog Archive » Bust out Pinged With:
    10:25 am  [ Quote ]

    [...] Hillary topless Museum of Sex The sculptor speaks Rush on Hillary Wizbang * Corner Anchoress * Expose the Left Hillary can’t wait [...]

  60. 60
    USN6872 Said:
    1:35 pm  [ Quote ]

    Hillary Hotdam Clinton

  61. 61
    RightWinged.com Trackbacked With:
    11:47 pm  [ Quote ]

    McCain After Vodka Drinking Contest: Hillary Is “One of the guys”...

    A Drudge Exclusive to good/weird not to pass on in it’s entirety: HILLARY CLINTON, MCCAIN HELD VODKA-DRINKING CONTEST Fri Jul 28 2006 19:19:50 ET On a congressional trip to Estonia, Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton astonished her traveling companions by su…

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